‘You see Cain and Abel were messing up the lawn with their football’

The freebies are beginning to get in the way …

We’re in the car on the way to uni and Dad’s recalling his inappropriate stories …

Things can only get better – maybe, one day

The Sistine Chapel – ‘a quick job, no probs’

The ideas marketplace trip with the kids didn’t work out

If you want a stress-free trip to the Heathrow, you’d better leave before it’s been built

When emergency prayers are met by an automated message …

It takes years of training to avoid clicking or doomscrolling on the US political scene

A sad end …

How relaxing – empty conference rooms and waiting for people to talk to you

You have until 8.30am to get the kids out – and there are challenges to overcome first …

Post election therapy for the former PM

It’s the future …

Bargain hunting …

Mud, sweat and cheers …

Rishi’s still wet – even in sunny California

Mr Top Hat has discovered TikTok – and doesn’t like the comments much

There’s no further need for exercise

It’s sports day and the children are competing to be the first to destroy their water bottle